Don't believe it...
Missionaries are more spiritual than ordinary Christians.
Missionaries are hard to get to know, simply
Missionaries like different things than we do.
We're too busy to take care of missionaries.
Missionaries don't get depressed.
MK's are naturally perfect and happy.
Missionaries always tell us if they need something; so,
Missionary husbands always take care of all their wives'
Missionaries love being deprived; it makes them feel more
Furloughs are blissfully joyful.